Becky (I Love you)!
This call has a back story to it. It's based on a strange insodent that happened to me some years ago. When I got my new phone line hooked up for my internet (yes da dail-up), I had either an old number to a girl named Becky, or he number was ver close to mine. So I wound have many calls with it, but the occasional friend that knew it, or survayers or the wrong number calls looking for "Becky".
So, for a while my computer was out being fixed, and I had decided to hook that line up to a phone. so one day I was here in the studio quietly working in my own thought, good lord knows what they were, and suddenly out of no where that phone rings.... I had no ID on it, and I pick it up, maybe it's my friend, or a relative. some young guy answers, must be teen if anything, all emotionally distressed, before I can say even a hello I hear a blast of "WAIT WAITWAITWAIT!! BECKY, DON'T HANG UP, BECKY , I FUCKED UP, I KNOW YOU PROBABLY HATE ME, DON'T HANG UP!!.." This kid was crying, whailing at the phone, I wasn't sure is it was one of my nephews calling me at first. There was an older woman with him here, probably her mother or something going " It's okay Becky it's okay, I'm here we love you.." Apparently there was some serious drama going on with Becky, and I get an ear full of it. "BECKY I LOVE YOU, I SCREWED UP! BECKEY I LOVE YOUUUU!!!!!!".
Okay, I'm stopped in my tracks, what the hell is this out of fucking nowhere? I know it wasn't a prank because I've heard those voices before looking for her, then getting the wrong number. So luckily I knew what was up. In my strong manly voice I go "Who IS THIS?"
dead silence, the tornado of emoting stops suddenly. "T-This is Josh.." Then I just slammed down the phone. They ring back, I was to weired out, so I just turned my ringer off, and let them wonder.
So this new call is in homage to "Josh". as I call up "The Kountry Kitchen", to see how others would react. The girls here thought they had me.
This call has a back story to it. It's based on a strange insodent that happened to me some years ago. When I got my new phone line hooked up for my internet (yes da dail-up), I had either an old number to a girl named Becky, or he number was ver close to mine. So I wound have many calls with it, but the occasional friend that knew it, or survayers or the wrong number calls looking for "Becky".
So, for a while my computer was out being fixed, and I had decided to hook that line up to a phone. so one day I was here in the studio quietly working in my own thought, good lord knows what they were, and suddenly out of no where that phone rings.... I had no ID on it, and I pick it up, maybe it's my friend, or a relative. some young guy answers, must be teen if anything, all emotionally distressed, before I can say even a hello I hear a blast of "WAIT WAITWAITWAIT!! BECKY, DON'T HANG UP, BECKY , I FUCKED UP, I KNOW YOU PROBABLY HATE ME, DON'T HANG UP!!.." This kid was crying, whailing at the phone, I wasn't sure is it was one of my nephews calling me at first. There was an older woman with him here, probably her mother or something going " It's okay Becky it's okay, I'm here we love you.." Apparently there was some serious drama going on with Becky, and I get an ear full of it. "BECKY I LOVE YOU, I SCREWED UP! BECKEY I LOVE YOUUUU!!!!!!".
Okay, I'm stopped in my tracks, what the hell is this out of fucking nowhere? I know it wasn't a prank because I've heard those voices before looking for her, then getting the wrong number. So luckily I knew what was up. In my strong manly voice I go "Who IS THIS?"
dead silence, the tornado of emoting stops suddenly. "T-This is Josh.." Then I just slammed down the phone. They ring back, I was to weired out, so I just turned my ringer off, and let them wonder.
So this new call is in homage to "Josh". as I call up "The Kountry Kitchen", to see how others would react. The girls here thought they had me.